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Okay, maybe you don't know me, but my sister, Anti-Twili, wanted to tell you something of what she thinks about TP!Zelda...here are her quotes:
"Hi, Queen--Zelda, I have been look through your folders online for at least nine years. I really don't mind you having many TP!Zelda pictures, I mean, sure "Twilight Princess" was the first game of the entire "Legend Of Zelda" series I ever played and beaten...I don't even mind using a Wii console which my brother is pretty suck at playing games with. But...it's that godawful, annoying, pointless, disgraceful, sleazy, narcissistic, crappy disrespectful, shallow, materialistic, worthless, disgusting, idiotic, unbearable, dishonest, irritating, obnoxious, humiliating, useless, lame, irredeemably cringe-worthy abomination known 'Ganon's Puppet Zelda' is what upset me and always made me feel sick to my stomach! The only reason why your TP!Zelda folder has been over-submitted and disorganized is that you included that delusional 'Puppet Zelda' fan-art into the Twilight folder in "Our Little Goddess" club! Why did you need that awful piece of filth when having a 'Normal Zelda' was quite enough, anyway? To me, 'Puppet Zelda' is nothing but a intentional cheap-shot, a random sissy villain porno gag to bring only total dishonor to the previous 1987-2005 Zeldas, it embarrassed "Evil Dead" and ripped off "Sailor Moon"....yeah, the Nintendo staff has tuned this Zelda, one of their own icons, into a suck-ass Suicide-Squad reject wearing a stolen Disney-Princess-styled dress, a joke they pulled to fuck us over, and I just can't stand to see it! Don't get me wrong, but I liked TP!Zelda only as a blue-eyed, clear snowy peach-skinned 'Normal Zelda'...because that nasty yellow eyes and greying green skin with dark rune-like tattoos looks upright fucking stupid on her while they're better off be perfect for the Telltale version of Poison Ivy, and being 'Ganon's Puppet' does not make her a heartbroken badass or a all-loving hero, it portrayed her only as a dirty coward turned asshole-vitcim who wasted her own opportunity of wielding her own sword on the demonic-possession-induced boss fight under Ganon's influence! Even 'Ganon's Puppet Zelda' theme is sounded horrible, it's a mental torture to my ears and is even cornier and crappier than the "Gorillaz" albums. That's why I cherished the 'Normal Zelda' pictures in my folder in my computer while I rejected the 'Puppet Zelda' ones! So, can you remove those 'Puppet Zelda' pictures from your folder in case you're grown sick of seeing them while you keep the 'Normal Zelda' ones?"
What do you think? Sorry.
